Why Am I Looking Forward to Transformers?

Why in the world am I looking forward to Transformers: Dark of the Moon? Did I learn nothing from my experience with Revenge of the Fallen? Yet here I am, just before it opens this weekend, planning to take my fellow Babblers to it. There must be something wrong with me, but I doubt Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg really care about my struggle. They’re too busy warming up those golden bathtubs of money they’ll be bathing in this weekend.

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