An Entire Festival For Ren?

I’m working a Renaissance festival this Saturday. Not in costume, which I’m thankful for. The weather is supposed to be brutally hot, with equally-high humidity. All day, I’m sure I’ll be thinking the same thing I do every year: Why are there so many pirates and fairies here? I don’t recall them being part of the Renaissance movement. Or water balloons, for that matter. Then again, perhaps Leonardo and Michelangelo chased each other around the Florence Cathedral with them.

Liked it? Take a second to support cavebabble on Patreon!