Born in 1877, he’s the oldest fighter in the world, but don’t let that fool you. You’ll be quaking in your boots when you face… the Quaker Oats Man!
Weapons: Big Black Hat, Machete, Mini-Nuke Launcher
Special Power: Beam of Purity– The Quaker Oats Man’s incredible honesty and integrity is more than his body is able to contain. A beam of purity erupts from his eyes every ten minutes, to smite the unrighteous.