He sailed into our lives in 1963, wearing a big blue coat. He’s commander of the SS Guppy, and stays crunchy in milk. It’s Cap’n “The Big” Crunch!
Weapons: Big Ass Sword, Mega Moustache, White Tights
Special Power: Chew of Doom: When desperate, the Cap’n munches a handful of cereal from his box. The incredible crunching sends out waves of sound, which blow over his enemies.