… Why do you still anticipate it? Netflix is about to deliver Birdemic to our doorstep. I already know this is one of the most notoriously bad films of the last few years. Yet somehow I can’t wait to watch it. I’m even going to have my notebook, so that I don’t miss a thing. A crossover show with Subject: Cinema (subjectcinema.com) is in the works, which makes it all worth it.
Stars: Marc Singer, Tanya Roberts, Rip Torn, John Amos
A blast from my childhood, The Beastmaster is a glorious hunk of fantasy film cheese, topped with ferrets. It’s the story of baby-oiled Dar and Kiri (and Dar’s animal companions), and their quest for revenge on a nasty priest. I was borderline obsessed with Tanya Roberts back then, and thanks to the days of