Mascot Smackdown: Quaker Oats Man

Born in 1877, he’s the oldest fighter in the world, but don’t let that fool you. You’ll be quaking in your boots when you face… the Quaker Oats Man!

Weapons: Big Black Hat, Machete, Mini-Nuke Launcher

Special Power: Beam of Purity– The Quaker Oats Man’s incredible honesty and integrity is more than his body is able to contain. A beam of purity erupts from his eyes every ten minutes, to smite the unrighteous.

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